No Comfort Chair

Forget lumbar support. Meet the Inconfort Chair — designed with a question mark–shaped backrest that naturally forces you into the posture of a stressed-out shrimp.

The seat features a textured surface inspired by sharp gravel, delivering a uniquely stimulating sitting experience. One of the five casters is deliberately square, ensuring that smooth movement is never an option.

It also delivers a subtle static shock the moment you start to drift off.

Because a suffering employee is a productive employee… or at the very least, an awake one.